I'm on the treadmill at the local YMCA, watching a “family” movie that breaks to the following commercials:
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“3 games for the price of 1!” —an ultraviolent video game maker;
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“Get a large pie for the price of a small pie!” —a pizza restaurant;
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“In just 60 seconds you've got snack-defying, satisfying pizza roll!”;
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“Once you've seen her story, you have 7 days to live!” —a trailer for a violent movie;
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“I've got the hots for what's in the box with dominos!” —more pizza; and
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“Talcum powder alert! If



